The rambling adventures of a derby-girl-to-be in the middle of the bible belt.

arwenann:

yahyahbitchte
Somebody out there HAS to make their derby name James Meen.
ME! PICK ME!


Do derby shit and you can consider yourself chosen!  Unless it’s taken…

arwenann:

yahyahbitchte

Somebody out there HAS to make their derby name James Meen.

ME! PICK ME!

Do derby shit and you can consider yourself chosen!  Unless it’s taken…

(Source: c-ruciffy)

How I feel when… so many things.


Mainly when someone says they play roller derby but they don’t actually, like, go to practice.

(Source: wheninla)

bustygirlcomics:

Penalty for holding.
(This is the 100th comic so I thought I’d make it special ^.^ Hope you like it!)


Derby girls tend to just hold themselves while doing jumping jacks for this reason.

bustygirlcomics:

Penalty for holding.

(This is the 100th comic so I thought I’d make it special ^.^ Hope you like it!)

Derby girls tend to just hold themselves while doing jumping jacks for this reason.

the-wrong-room asked:

You're only interests are fucking, derby and cats? You are fast becoming my favorite person :P

I mean to be fair, a lot of me talking about fucking is me talking about sexuality studies, queer theory, that kinda thing.

I think maybe I talk about fucking TOO FUCKING MUCH.  Not that I have discussions about a lot of fucking but that I have a lot of discussions about fucking.  Also derby.  Basically the only things I talk about.  

And maybe cats.

darcysmash:

The Ocean - Against Me!  Tom Gabel will begin living as a woman named Laura Jane Grace.  Congrats and best wishes for a happier future!

SO. EFFING. AWESOME.

All I really, really care about is derby…

…and I’m not sure I care enough.

I’m angry and sad and hurt and pissy and drinking a PBR.  Sometimes it helps to put these things out there.

Also I might have forgotten my medicine last night.  Not that shit isn’t legitimately shitty, just I maybe wouldn’t feel like nobody likes me if I had remembered it.  I blame The Avengers.  

This is The Derby Survey that has been floating around Tumblr lately. Reblog with your own answers!

  1. What made you decide to join Roller Derby?
     
    I can’t remember how it started but I fell in love at least a year before my city had a league.  I wanted to commute to the nearest city with a league but I just couldn’t afford it.  My derby wife saw the flyer advertising the first meet up, texted me a picture of the flyer, and we started on our leagues first practice together!
  2. Have you ever played any other organized sports?
     
    I was a cheerleader in elementary school and for one semester of high school… also I was on the drum line of my marching band.  Does that count?
  3. What position do you enjoy playing most?
     
    Jammer.
  4. What has been the hardest aspect of the game to get right? 
     
    Oh jeez.  I think my answer to this changes every month or so.  I gotta say getting over my nerves though.  I do way worse when I’m skating for points or in front of people right now, and I gotta figure out how to really skate at my best when it counts.
  5. What setup do you skate on? 
     
    Like… flat track?  I’m on 92As right now, I forget the brand, but I’m about to get 92A Diamonds for my birthday, and my skates are R3’s.
  6. What’s the story behind your derby name?
     
    I wanted something nerdy.  I was actually gonna go with Luna Shovegood but it was taken.  My sister came up with R2 Destroy, which I might have to change if this girl in Florida who got her’s registered first doesn’t wanna share!  My backup name (which is now my modeling name) is now taken too so wish me luck.  That name is Lavender Menace, btw.
  7. What does your preferred uniform look like? (Socks / fishnets / shorts / skirts / etc) and/or your favorite item of clothing.  
     
    Tights so I don’t get rink rash, preferably slightly thicker, shiny tights.  Either black, blue, or some near pattern.  Knee socks so I can be sure they won’t slip down in my skate, my favorite knee socks have a galaxy pattern on them.  Boy cut unders outside my tights are more comfortable to me than actual shorts, my favorites are black with silver stars (to match that jammer panty!)  We don’t really have ‘official’ jerseys so much as team t-shirts, so I really like the well made black jerseys me and some other girls got made to skate with another team.
  8. If you could join any team / league other than the one you’re on, which would it be?
     
    Oooh… Gotham is an obvious answer.  Skating banked track would be neat so any banked track league would be neat, but I don’t know if I’d wanna stay there forever.  Basically I just think it’d be fun to be on a more established league in the future.
  9. What is your LEAST favorite thing about Roller Derby? 
     
    It’s still so unknown and disrespected where I live, I hate that people don’t understand what I mean when I say “I do roller derby.”  
  10. Who is your biggest fan / supporter?
     
    I have a few!  My fiancee, my derby wife, my non-derby best friend, and I think the really big one is my dad!  Me and my dad weren’t close before derby but I actually know he is proud of me now, it’s been one of the badass things derby has done in my life!
  11. Who inspires you the most? (Doesn’t necessarily have to someone in Roller Derby.) 
     
    Man… everyone who really commits to derby.  My coach who started our league and runs the whole damn thing because she thought we should have it here.  The first small girl I ever saw skate like a badass, who now skates for DCRG.  My derby wife who came back stronger from an injury, and my IRL fiancee who’s working on doing the same.  SO MANY PEOPLE.

(Source: thewhip)